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		<title>St. David (Wales)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[St. David Bishop place]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[St. David (Wales) written by Christine Kretschmann A brooklet flows in front of an old place. Jackdaws fly over it without any haste And the sun set the stones in a golden glaze. The place was once a bishop place Where priest,knights and peasants went in to their peace. Jackdaws flew over this place without [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>A brooklet flows in front of an old place.</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>Jackdaws fly over it without any haste</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>And the sun set the stones in a golden glaze.</em></font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>The place was once a bishop place</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>Where priest,knights and peasants went in to their peace.</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>Jackdaws flew over this place without any haste</em></font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>Time passed and the bishop place decay.</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>But was nit changed was the heart of this place</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>The jackdaws which fly over this place without any haste.</em></font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>Where will you find this place ?</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>Just go down to Wales </em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="4"><em>and find St. David  with its old bishop place.</em></font></p>
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		<title>Election time</title>
		<link>http://www.christinekretschmann.de/2008/01/13/election-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election Germany]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Election times written by Christine Kretschmann The time of election campaign has started and suddenly the politicians find their heart for us and harass us with frenzy discussions. Though there is no real difference in their political programs, they look for a topic which brings them the highest level of attention. More&#8230; Take Germany for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Election times</p>
<p>written by Christine Kretschmann</p>
<p>The time of election campaign has started and suddenly the politicians find their heart for us and harass us with frenzy discussions.</p>
<p>Though there is no real difference in their political programs, they look for a topic which brings them the highest level of attention.</p>
<p>More&#8230;</p>
<p>Take Germany for example, the number one topic at the moment is</p>
<p>“ How to handle criminality of adolescence ?”.</p>
<p>The politicians use a case of egregious crime as starting point that something has to be done. I concur with them, but the same politicians cut implacable  the numbers of judges and policemen. Furthermore they terminate several social projects.</p>
<p>It seems that they oust these actions out of their minds This paroxysm of them is absolutely reprehensible.</p>
<p>With perfunctory decrease of personnel working in the jurisdiction, they exacerbate the problem of adolescence criminality. They use adolescence of indigent migrate families as effigy of criminals. It is quite arbitrary chosen, but who cares in fray of votes about this.</p>
<p>Most people are cognizant that this group has a really monolithic problem</p>
<p>of integration, but why is this ?</p>
<p>On the one hand the families quell every attempt of integration, they flout against integration. On the other hand the political attitude was to ignore this fact more or less. With the result that over 60% of these adolescences faill in school and get no work. Programs to revert these adolescence to school or work are terminated by the politicians. The other 40% has to skirmish against allegation of being criminal.</p>
<p>No forthwith action can solve this problem, only an incipient awareness of the problem and the will to solve it, could prevent that more and more adolescences are wrest to criminality.</p>
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		<title>After Chrismas</title>
		<link>http://www.christinekretschmann.de/2008/01/05/after-chrismas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chrismas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After Xmas &#160; Written by Christine Kretschmann &#160; After Xmas we all find out with consternation, that we gain some weigh. &#160; Everyone concur that it wouldn&#8217;t been feasible to resist the affluent offer of tasty food. Xmas days are red letter days, where we can perfunctory ourselves a little bit. Enjoying family and friends [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><u><strong>After Xmas</strong></u></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="center"> <font size="3">Written by Christine Kretschmann</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">After Xmas we all find out with  consternation, that we gain some weigh.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">Everyone concur that  it wouldn&#8217;t  been feasible  to resist the affluent offer of tasty food. Xmas days are red letter days, where we can perfunctory ourselves a little bit. Enjoying family and friends and of course the tasty food.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"><span id="more-15"></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The “health experts”  like to disparage our behaviour, but it is really so flagrant ?</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">In TV and radio these past master tell us how egregious our eating behaviours are.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">They deride us and become wet blankets. The experts support us with <strong>dubious</strong> advices to eat more fruit and less meat,masticate every bite twelve times and so on.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The advices might be laudable, but they give us <strong>chagrin</strong> and would lead every Xmas party to an fiasco,if we really obey their advices.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">We are precocious enough to quell this and indulge ourselves and let the voluble experts behind us. We simply <strong>eschew</strong> to weight us on Xmas and everything works fine.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The second week in the new year elicit that we really have gain some weigh and now it is time to sally to the next fitness studio or do some exercises.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The sweets are from now obsolescence until next Xmas.</font></p>
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 Everyone concur that  it wouldn&#8217;t  been feasible  to resist the affluent offer of tasty food. Xmas day[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>After Xmas
&#160;
 Written by Christine Kretschmann
&#160;
 After Xmas we all find out with  consternation, that we gain some weigh.
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 Everyone concur that  it wouldn&#8217;t  been feasible  to resist the affluent offer of tasty food. Xmas days are red letter days, where we can perfunctory ourselves a little bit. Enjoying family and friends and of course the tasty food.

 The “health experts”  like to disparage our behaviour, but it is really so flagrant ?
 In TV and radio these past master tell us how egregious our eating behaviours are.
&#160;
 They deride us and become wet blankets. The experts support us with dubious advices to eat more fruit and less meat,masticate every bite twelve times and so on.
 The advices might be laudable, but they give us chagrin and would lead every Xmas party to an fiasco,if we really obey their advices.
 We are precocious enough to quell this and indulge ourselves and let the voluble experts behind us. We simply eschew to weight us on Xmas and everything works fine.
 The second week in the new year elicit that we really have gain some weigh and now it is time to sally to the next fitness studio or do some exercises.
 The sweets are from now obsolescence until next Xmas.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>The dawn</title>
		<link>http://www.christinekretschmann.de/2008/01/03/the-dawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[English poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[human]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The dawn written by Christine Kretschmann 03.01.2008 The birds aren&#8217;t singing any more the bees has gone for long But in my memory I hear their humming song. Be wise and learn the nature way that&#8217; s what they also hum. The earth is now a desert place the beauty has gone for long. The [...]]]></description>
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written by Christine Kretschmann  03.01.2008</p>
<p align="center">The birds aren&#8217;t singing any more<br />
the bees has gone for long</p>
<p align="center"><span id="more-9"></span></p>
<p align="center">But in my memory I hear their humming song.</p>
<p align="center">Be wise and learn the nature way<br />
that&#8217; s what they also hum.</p>
<p align="center">The earth is now a desert place<br />
the beauty has gone for long.</p>
<p align="center">The only hum that mankind hum<br />
was the hum of grown.</p>
<p align="center">No signs will left from our life,<br />
but nature can come back.</p>
<p align="center">And then the bees can start their hum<br />
without the human race.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The dawn
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The birds aren&#8217;t singing any more
the bees has gone for long

But in my memory I hear their humming song.
Be wise and learn the nature way
that&#8217; s what they also hum.
The earth is now[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The dawn
written by Christine Kretschmann  03.01.2008
The birds aren&#8217;t singing any more
the bees has gone for long

But in my memory I hear their humming song.
Be wise and learn the nature way
that&#8217; s what they also hum.
The earth is now a desert place
the beauty has gone for long.
The only hum that mankind hum
was the hum of grown.
No signs will left from our life,
but nature can come back.
And then the bees can start their hum
without the human race.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>History of climate change</title>
		<link>http://www.christinekretschmann.de/2008/01/03/history-of-climate-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carbon dioxide]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[climate change]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[History of climate change &#160; written by Christine Kretschmann 03.01.2008 &#160; &#160; It is a rampant assumption that climate change is promulgated only the last 20 years. The incipient science of climate was around 1890, scientist developed the first automatons to measure the influence of carbon dioxide. They prognosticated, that the increase of carbon dioxide, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><u><strong>History of climate change</strong></u></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="center"> <font size="3"><em>written by Christine Kretschmann 03.01.2008</em></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="left">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">It is a rampant assumption that climate change is promulgated only the last 20 years. </font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The incipient science of climate was around 1890, scientist developed  the first automatons to measure the influence of carbon dioxide. They  prognosticated, that the increase of carbon dioxide, would cause egregious effects for the world climate, like the melting of the polar ice.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <span id="more-7"></span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The public called the scientist as inane and admonish them for undermining the industrial revolution, the hapless scientist became culprits.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">Time passed two world wars  took place and again economic took the science of climate down a peg until the 1970. </font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The flower power time elicit the idea of  a new ethic view, which was concured  by the young generation. However people get older and the duplicity of life caught them and they passed the buck to next generation. </font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">In a clandestine way the scientist researched despite of all the duress and try to convey the pernicious consequences of carbon dioxide to all possible authorities and admonish the politicians that they should do something against it, because of the inexorable process of global warming if a certain threshold is reached.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The politicians haven&#8217;t construed the right measurements , they are still trying to stall any progress and waffle around a decision, in establishing one conference after the other.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">With that paucity of ethic and their duplicity, we can only expect the worst.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">It is acrimonious way to say so, but if you give one economic idea the impunity then no cessation is possible.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">As long as the flagrant neo conservative dream is lionized you will only find distraught scientist an no solace for us.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The only way would be to change our behaviour and demand cars which use other fuel as oil or gas, don&#8217;t buy at malls ,support the local shops and buy local products as far as possible.  Those things would change more then any conference on Bali or another paradise in the south pacific.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">Keep that in  mind.</font></p>
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&#160;
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 It is a rampant assumption that climate change is promulgated only the last 20 years. 
 The incipient science of climate was around 1890, scientist develope[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>History of climate change
&#160;
 written by Christine Kretschmann 03.01.2008
&#160;
&#160;
 It is a rampant assumption that climate change is promulgated only the last 20 years. 
 The incipient science of climate was around 1890, scientist developed  the first automatons to measure the influence of carbon dioxide. They  prognosticated, that the increase of carbon dioxide, would cause egregious effects for the world climate, like the melting of the polar ice.
 
 The public called the scientist as inane and admonish them for undermining the industrial revolution, the hapless scientist became culprits.
 Time passed two world wars  took place and again economic took the science of climate down a peg until the 1970. 
 The flower power time elicit the idea of  a new ethic view, which was concured  by the young generation. However people get older and the duplicity of life caught them and they passed the buck to next generation. 
 In a clandestine way the scientist researched despite of all the duress and try to convey the pernicious consequences of carbon dioxide to all possible authorities and admonish the politicians that they should do something against it, because of the inexorable process of global warming if a certain threshold is reached.
 The politicians haven&#8217;t construed the right measurements , they are still trying to stall any progress and waffle around a decision, in establishing one conference after the other.
 With that paucity of ethic and their duplicity, we can only expect the worst.
 It is acrimonious way to say so, but if you give one economic idea the impunity then no cessation is possible.
 As long as the flagrant neo conservative dream is lionized you will only find distraught scientist an no solace for us.
 The only way would be to change our behaviour and demand cars which use other fuel as oil or gas, don&#8217;t buy at malls ,support the local shops and buy local products as far as possible.  Those things would change more then any conference on Bali or another paradise in the south pacific.
 Keep that in  mind.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Cats</title>
		<link>http://www.christinekretschmann.de/2008/01/01/cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christine</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><u><strong>Cats</strong></u></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-decoration: none" align="center"> <font size="3"><em>written by Christine Kretschmann 1.1.2008</em></font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">Cats have an infamous reputation  of being mundane, but this isn&#8217;t true every cat has its own character and its way to achieve things.  </font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">Do you know what does  tin opener means ? </font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">A tin opener is an <strong>euphemism</strong> for cat owner. People who hasn&#8217;t a cat see cat owners as <strong>dupes</strong>, because they do exactly what the cat want.</font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">If a cat come into a household  it is an <strong>incipient</strong> process, with no hope  of <strong>cessation</strong>.</font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">With the first  <strong>jostle</strong>  against your knees and a purr , you are wrest and change to a <strong>lackluster</strong> cat servant. You do inadvertently everything with the <strong>voracious</strong> believe that it <strong>carry your day </strong>.</font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">It is <strong>ominous</strong> how fast you can turn in a tin opener.  The following rules show you how it works.</font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> 	<font size="4"><u>Cat toilet:</u> Cats <strong>loathe</strong> unclean cat 	toilets, to convince the owner to clean them on a regular base, the 	cat  <strong>reprimand</strong> the owner in behaving in any incongruous way, 	like use the favourite plant as a loo </font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> 	<font size="4">or simple spread the content of loo over the floor. The 	owner will clean the  loo from now on regularly.</font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> 	<font size="4"><u>Food:</u> To get tasty cat food  the cat simply 	repudiate the old cat food in bristle the tail, purr in caustic way  	or start vomiting after ate it.</font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> 	<font size="4"><u>Cuddling: </u> To get the right amount of cuddling 	the cat  <strong>jostle</strong> its  head against the  knees and purr in a 	tremulous way.</font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none" align="left"> <font size="4">The next time you meet a cat owner doesn&#8217;t show any sign of condolence, ask “How&#8217;s the cat ?” and be assure to get a nice small talk about how fabulous its cat is.</font></p>
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 Cats have an infamous reputation  of being mundane, but this isn&#8217;t true every cat has its own character and its way to achieve things.  
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 Do you know what does  tin opener means ? 
 
 A tin opener is an euphemism for cat owner. People who hasn&#8217;t a cat see cat owners as dupes, because they do exactly what the cat want.
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 If a cat come into a household  it is an incipient process, with no hope  of cessation.
 With the first  jostle  against your knees and a purr , you are wrest and change to a lackluster cat servant. You do inadvertently everything with the voracious believe that it carry your day .
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 It is ominous how fast you can turn in a tin opener.  The following rules show you how it works.
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 	Cat toilet: Cats loathe unclean cat 	toilets, to convince the owner to clean them on a regular base, the 	cat  reprimand the owner in behaving in any incongruous way, 	like use the favourite plant as a loo 
 	or simple spread the content of loo over the floor. The 	owner will clean the  loo from now on regularly.
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 	Food: To get tasty cat food  the cat simply 	repudiate the old cat food in bristle the tail, purr in caustic way  	or start vomiting after ate it.
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 	Cuddling:  To get the right amount of cuddling 	the cat  jostle its  head against the  knees and purr in a 	tremulous way.


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 The next time you meet a cat owner doesn&#8217;t show any sign of condolence, ask “How&#8217;s the cat ?” and be assure to get a nice small talk about how fabulous its cat is.
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		<title>Humans and cars</title>
		<link>http://www.christinekretschmann.de/2007/12/31/humans-and-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 19:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humans and cars &#160; by Christine Kretschmann 30.12.2007 &#160; Today our streets are abounded with all kinds of auto mobiles, this sophisticated automaton has a voracious demand on space. In the annals of human it is paradox that we need more time to find a parking space ,than to get from one town to town [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><em><strong>by Christine Kretschmann 30.12.2007</strong></em></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Today our streets are <strong>abounded</strong> with all kinds of auto mobiles, this sophisticated  <strong>automaton</strong> has a <strong>voracious</strong> demand on space.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">In the <strong>annals</strong> of human it is <strong>paradox</strong> that we need more time to find a parking space ,than to get from one town to town another.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Parking spaces are <strong>realms</strong> where you can find <strong>imploring</strong> people. It is a real <strong>drudgery</strong> to get a parking space during lunch hour. It&#8217;s an <strong>interminable</strong> story of to be or not to be a successful car driver.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">It is engrossing to see a matron <strong>badger</strong> its husband to drive them every mile. The day of such a pitiful  man is <strong>replete</strong>  with driving challenges and the conclusion that their marriage is <strong>a flash in the pan</strong>.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">However one of the biggest challenges is to deal with the car. Nowadays</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">it isn&#8217;t possible to change a lamp without going to a garage and pay a large amount of money. It turns out that the new car  is<strong> a pig in a poke</strong>, because after a while the maintenance costs are higher than the price of the car.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Therefore it is <strong>eminent</strong> for every serious car owner to <strong>steeped</strong> in the manuals of its cars to understand them, but with the <strong>compound</strong> gadgets the owner only gets a <strong>tinge</strong> of that elaborate automaton.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">After scrutinize the manual the owner can interprets the health of its car..</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">By a flashing lamp the owner perceives that something goes wrong,</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">accepts this <strong>indiscriminately</strong>, because its  believe in technology is</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">voracious.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">If I should <strong>prognosticate</strong> how the human race will develop.  I see humans  with very short legs, several fingers to cope with all the funky buttons-  and maybe they would also a little bit obese, due to the fact that they forget how to move without technical assistance.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">To <strong>pour oil on troubled waters</strong> I hope that our addiction to cars will end and we all <strong>eat a humble pie </strong>for that what we&#8217;ve done to our environment and ourselves.</p>
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		<title>Commuter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 19:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>christine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commuters by Christine Kretschmann 31.12.2007 Today most of us are commuters, because work is only available in big cities where living expenses are such high that we have to live far away from our working place. &#160; As a result every morning a throng of hapless people make their way to their offices,grapples their way [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm" align="center"><font size="3"><em><u><strong>by Christine Kretschmann 31.12.2007</strong></u></em></font></p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Today most of us are commuters, because work is only available in big cities where  living expenses are such high that we have to live far away from our working place.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">As a result every morning a <strong>throng</strong> of <strong>hapless</strong> people make their way to their offices,grapples their way through a <strong>plethora</strong> of hindrances.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Especially train commuters are a special kind of people. You would assume that these people  must <strong>implore</strong> every time that the train should be on time.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">That  might be true for the first weeks, but after a certain time the commuter alters either to a <strong>intrepid</strong> or <strong>irate</strong> person.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">They get used to the <strong>pretext</strong> of the railway speaker, who  <strong>fabricates</strong> stories for you why the train is late.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">The stories are not very adroit,but a vigilant listener can interpret them.  The main approach of the story is to cajole you that the train is late because of supernatural phenomenon.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">In the summer time heavy rain showers are quite common, as well as hotness which cause the tracks to melt in some mysterious way. In autumn there are leaves on the track and with the start of November person like to lay on the tracks to enjoy the leaves and the mist.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">They are really wet blankets for us commuters, because they cause delays of several hours. It seems this people are <strong>avid</strong> to cause trouble, as a kind of punishment.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Don&#8217;t try to beard the lion and ask a conductor or the help line about this issues, they will feed you up with laconic pretexts.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Most annoying for train commuters are strangers -must of them are kind  of felons- accost you and ask you for money or even worst they start to play   music, without any <strong>nuance</strong> of melody or <strong>rudimentary</strong> knowledge of music.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">To get rid of them you have to <strong>gesticulate</strong> in an international manner, because most of them can&#8217;t speak your mother tongue. Mostly it ends that you try in <strong>furtive</strong> manner to escape these individuals under the pretext that you have to reach the connection train.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">All in all it <strong>enhances</strong>  your picture of humans, believe me or not if you use  a train to commute you get a really good impression of the society.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">On the other hand car commuters are in interminable fight of getting a parking space, find a cheap gas station depend on the time of day or escape the traffic jams, which occur in the morning and in the evening.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">They missed the opportunity to used the commute time in studying people</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm"> or educate themselves via books,newspapers,radio or itunes.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Perhaps it is a kind  pyrrhic victory for us train commuters, decide by yourself which kind of commuter you would like to be.</p>
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